Once upon a time, an innocent girl whom I shall not reveal her name is having tough time living in her college as she barely has the chance to online. Due to insufficient of cash, she does not have her own laptop. *Mmm. Simply because she is willingly to spend on FOODS and CLOTHES* *winks* Hence, the only chances of her being able to online in her college is by using her friends' laptop. Thank god that she has a lot of wonderful friends who willingly to let the innocent girl to use their laptop to get online as they know internet has become part of the innocent girl's life. One day of not being able to online is most likely taking away the innocent girl's life. I must admit, that girl is totally addicted with internet. Pfft. However, the innocent girl is having tough time to get online as the line is too crappy and awful in her governmental university.
On a cool and breezy night of Thursday, the innocent girl finally had the chance to get online again. The line is rather fast on that day. The chances of having an awesome line is equivalent of hitting the jackpot. *Okay. I am a little bit exaggerate on that* Hence, the innocent girl is happily chatting with her mates as well as accessing her facebook and twitter. As she was ecstatically chatting with her beloved mates, one of her closest babes in Klang nudged her.
Hence, she replied with a hippie hie and show some love to the babe whom I shall named her Yean. However, the innocent girl sense something is amiss as "Yean" is being rather fierce today. The innocent girl ignored it as she thought it was Yean's boyfriend who is fooling around as it happened before. Hence, that innocent girl intentionally uses Malaysia's national language Bahasa Melayu to fool "Yean" back. *Still assuming it was Yean's Korean boyfriend*.
The conversation is getting even weird when "Yean" asked the innocent girl to accept her invitation to on the webcam to watch some "skirt show". Now now. Something is seriously wrong. Hence, the innocent girl declined the invitation and even refused to continue with the conversation as "Yean" or "her boyfriend" is acting superbly weird. To top it off, the innocent girl is chickened out as she is afraid that "Yean" or "her boyfriend" will scares her off with some prank.
Being totally ignorance, the innocent girl continues chatting with the rest. Laughing and enjoying every single bit of the chatty moment. Few minutes later, an alert was sent to that innocent girl. That innocent girl was blurred out as the notification has stated that her MSN account got logged in in different place. The innocent girl try her best to reconnect it but failed to do so even though she has tried for several times. Her password has become invalid and she freaks out.
She called Yean to find out the real problem. Being a typical blur queen, blurry Yean told the innocent girl that she is having tough time to on her MSN. Oh god. Poor Yean! She do not know that she got hacked. As the innocent girl is trying her best to figure out what was happening, a friend of hers called her and told her that "the innocent girl" *now now. its the hacker who is actually sending the messages to her friends* chatted unusually and has invited her for skirt show. Lol. However, this girl do not sense anything amiss and accepted the invitation. Guess what? The hacker saw the friend's pretty face and self-acclaimed that he is a hacker and he just hacked the innocent girl's account. WOOHOO!!! But the innocent girl has warned her friend and asked her to change her password right away and she's safe.
The innocent girl saw herself is onlining through her close friend's account and the hacker said "hi" to her close babe. The close friend did not replied as she knows it was the hacker. Like DUH. The innocent girl was sitting right beside her with furious face on getting hacked. Then, this smart ass hacker thought he can outsmarted the close friend by saying "Hello babe". Puh lease. Dont you think it sounds too formal? Tralalala..
The innocent girl is no longer innocent and kind-hearted as she is absolutely furious about it. Mainly because her account got hacked and to make things worse, the hacker is trying to hack her friend's account and started sending weird messages to her friend. Therefore, say goodbye to the innocent girl and say hello to GODZILLA! GRrrrr..
The innocent girl-come-GODZILLA has decided to create a new MSN account in purpose to fool that hacker. Hence, Michelle is the name she called herself. She added her old MSN account and started pretending like she is a good friend of the innocent girl. Being totally polite and bubbly, Godzilla aka Michelle said hie and waiting patiently for reply. No reply at all.
Godzilla aka Michelle sends more messages this time. But still, in polite manner. However, just like the previous messages, no replies at all. Godzilla could not tolerate with such rudeness anymore. Thus, godzilla aka Michelle started throwing a lot of F bombs to that hacker who is using the innocent girl's account.
As Godzilla was scolding the hacker, her friend was laughing at whatever shits that Godzilla throws. Godzilla finds it was hillarious too. And never in her life that Godzilla thinks that all the foul languages she heard from her friends as well as others can be fully utilized. Hence, she uses all kind of different foul languages. (English, Hokkien, Mandarin, Cantonese)
Godzilla's favourite phases :
"IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU ARE SNEEZING RIGHT NOW. DONT FEEL WEIRD AS I AM ACTUALLY CURSING YOU TO HELL RIGHT NOW. AWWW"
That was just parts of the long-essayed-curse and thrash that the innocent-come-godzilla said. Dont be frightened by Godzilla's action. It is just once in a blue moon that the Godzilla can be so furious. *winks* Teeheeee..!
Godzilla get tired of thrashing the hacker as it was 12.30am. Besides, Godzilla is stinky as she was too furious about this matter that she have not taken her bath yet. Teeheee.. again! Hence, Godzilla ended the thrashing with some hugs and kisses as well as misses and love.
Unfortunately, the hacker is too dumb to understand whatever shits Godzilla aka Michelle throws as he replied ... Godzilla asked the hacker to enjoy every single moment of hacking her account. Godzilla challenged the hacker to hack Michelle's account as well. Apparently, the hacker get annoyed with it and went offline. And thats the last time Godzilla saw herself onlining. Awww.
*Anyway, Godzilla thinks the hacker do not understand any of the trashes that she has said as the hacker's English is just too awesome. He scolded Yean's friend with chinese words and foul languages*
Or maybe, the hacker successfully hacked another person's account? You will never know...
Pity the innocent girl-come-Godzilla as she did not do anything wrong in the first place.
Technology is getting so advanced that your account can get hacked simply by chatting. Mmm.
Done with all the guessing people. You guess it right. The innocent-come-godzilla was none other than MOI! Sobbies
The hacker outsmarted me and blame myself for not remembering my alternate email's password as well as my answer for question.
Besides, my MSN password is superb long and it only God knows my password is simply rather ridiculous. Haha
Anyhow, think of a bright side. OUMM!!
Cheers people even though I am burning out now. Tralala..
Til then..
edited by Cheryl. Fireworks courtesy by A Famosa Resort Malacca.
ADIOS!! AMIGOS!! AKU BERAMBUS!!
On a cool and breezy night of Thursday, the innocent girl finally had the chance to get online again. The line is rather fast on that day. The chances of having an awesome line is equivalent of hitting the jackpot. *Okay. I am a little bit exaggerate on that* Hence, the innocent girl is happily chatting with her mates as well as accessing her facebook and twitter. As she was ecstatically chatting with her beloved mates, one of her closest babes in Klang nudged her.
Hence, she replied with a hippie hie and show some love to the babe whom I shall named her Yean. However, the innocent girl sense something is amiss as "Yean" is being rather fierce today. The innocent girl ignored it as she thought it was Yean's boyfriend who is fooling around as it happened before. Hence, that innocent girl intentionally uses Malaysia's national language Bahasa Melayu to fool "Yean" back. *Still assuming it was Yean's Korean boyfriend*.
The conversation is getting even weird when "Yean" asked the innocent girl to accept her invitation to on the webcam to watch some "skirt show". Now now. Something is seriously wrong. Hence, the innocent girl declined the invitation and even refused to continue with the conversation as "Yean" or "her boyfriend" is acting superbly weird. To top it off, the innocent girl is chickened out as she is afraid that "Yean" or "her boyfriend" will scares her off with some prank.
Being totally ignorance, the innocent girl continues chatting with the rest. Laughing and enjoying every single bit of the chatty moment. Few minutes later, an alert was sent to that innocent girl. That innocent girl was blurred out as the notification has stated that her MSN account got logged in in different place. The innocent girl try her best to reconnect it but failed to do so even though she has tried for several times. Her password has become invalid and she freaks out.
She called Yean to find out the real problem. Being a typical blur queen, blurry Yean told the innocent girl that she is having tough time to on her MSN. Oh god. Poor Yean! She do not know that she got hacked. As the innocent girl is trying her best to figure out what was happening, a friend of hers called her and told her that "the innocent girl" *now now. its the hacker who is actually sending the messages to her friends* chatted unusually and has invited her for skirt show. Lol. However, this girl do not sense anything amiss and accepted the invitation. Guess what? The hacker saw the friend's pretty face and self-acclaimed that he is a hacker and he just hacked the innocent girl's account. WOOHOO!!! But the innocent girl has warned her friend and asked her to change her password right away and she's safe.
The innocent girl saw herself is onlining through her close friend's account and the hacker said "hi" to her close babe. The close friend did not replied as she knows it was the hacker. Like DUH. The innocent girl was sitting right beside her with furious face on getting hacked. Then, this smart ass hacker thought he can outsmarted the close friend by saying "Hello babe". Puh lease. Dont you think it sounds too formal? Tralalala..
The innocent girl is no longer innocent and kind-hearted as she is absolutely furious about it. Mainly because her account got hacked and to make things worse, the hacker is trying to hack her friend's account and started sending weird messages to her friend. Therefore, say goodbye to the innocent girl and say hello to GODZILLA! GRrrrr..
The innocent girl-come-GODZILLA has decided to create a new MSN account in purpose to fool that hacker. Hence, Michelle is the name she called herself. She added her old MSN account and started pretending like she is a good friend of the innocent girl. Being totally polite and bubbly, Godzilla aka Michelle said hie and waiting patiently for reply. No reply at all.
Godzilla aka Michelle sends more messages this time. But still, in polite manner. However, just like the previous messages, no replies at all. Godzilla could not tolerate with such rudeness anymore. Thus, godzilla aka Michelle started throwing a lot of F bombs to that hacker who is using the innocent girl's account.
As Godzilla was scolding the hacker, her friend was laughing at whatever shits that Godzilla throws. Godzilla finds it was hillarious too. And never in her life that Godzilla thinks that all the foul languages she heard from her friends as well as others can be fully utilized. Hence, she uses all kind of different foul languages. (English, Hokkien, Mandarin, Cantonese)
Godzilla's favourite phases :
"IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU ARE SNEEZING RIGHT NOW. DONT FEEL WEIRD AS I AM ACTUALLY CURSING YOU TO HELL RIGHT NOW. AWWW"
That was just parts of the long-essayed-curse and thrash that the innocent-come-godzilla said. Dont be frightened by Godzilla's action. It is just once in a blue moon that the Godzilla can be so furious. *winks* Teeheeee..!
Godzilla get tired of thrashing the hacker as it was 12.30am. Besides, Godzilla is stinky as she was too furious about this matter that she have not taken her bath yet. Teeheee.. again! Hence, Godzilla ended the thrashing with some hugs and kisses as well as misses and love.
Unfortunately, the hacker is too dumb to understand whatever shits Godzilla aka Michelle throws as he replied ... Godzilla asked the hacker to enjoy every single moment of hacking her account. Godzilla challenged the hacker to hack Michelle's account as well. Apparently, the hacker get annoyed with it and went offline. And thats the last time Godzilla saw herself onlining. Awww.
*Anyway, Godzilla thinks the hacker do not understand any of the trashes that she has said as the hacker's English is just too awesome. He scolded Yean's friend with chinese words and foul languages*
Or maybe, the hacker successfully hacked another person's account? You will never know...
Pity the innocent girl-come-Godzilla as she did not do anything wrong in the first place.
Technology is getting so advanced that your account can get hacked simply by chatting. Mmm.
Done with all the guessing people. You guess it right. The innocent-come-godzilla was none other than MOI! Sobbies
The hacker outsmarted me and blame myself for not remembering my alternate email's password as well as my answer for question.
Besides, my MSN password is superb long and it only God knows my password is simply rather ridiculous. Haha
Anyhow, think of a bright side. OUMM!!
Cheers people even though I am burning out now. Tralala..
Til then..
edited by Cheryl. Fireworks courtesy by A Famosa Resort Malacca.ADIOS!! AMIGOS!! AKU BERAMBUS!!
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