So here is what happened today
While I was happily reading my book on Globalisation,
Mr. Craxibone came up to me and totally annoyed with me.
Why was that?
As I was reading the book that was written by someone else and not him.
LMAO right?
Hence, being a superbly intelligent person,
he went to his room and started writing his own definition of Globalisation!
Right after dinner, guess what I have found on my table!
A piece of paper on true definition of Globalisation
You guys probably having the tough time to actually read what it has written
So, I am going to tell you the content of it
and DO NOT COPY THIS
COPYRIGHTED BY CRAXIBONE!
Q : What is the true meaning of Globalisation?
A : Princess Diana!
WHY?
An ENGLISH princess riding with her EGYPTIAN boyfriend crashes in a FRENCH tunnel,
driving a GERMAN car with a DUTCH engine,
driven by a BELGIAN who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky,
followed closely by ITALLIAN paparazi,
who were riding JAPANESE motorcycles.
Diana was treated by an AMERICAN doctor using BRAZILLIAN medicines
And this information was sent around by a CANADIAN,
using AMERICAN technologies while you've probably read this on your computer using TAIWANESE chips,
with a KOREAN monitor,
assembled by BANGLADESH workers in a SINGAPORE plant,
transported by INDIAN lorry drivers,
hijacked by INDONESIANS,
unloaded by SICILIAN longshoremen,
and trucked to your retailer by MEXICAN illegals
Hence, this is what I called GLOBALISATION!
IMPRESSIVE HUH?
He is seriously a street smart person
I dont think there's any person who can actually think of what he said
Teehee!
Feeling totally hopeless and useless that I am studying in UM and yet,
I could not even think of such definition!
BOOHOO!
AGAIN:
COPYRIGHTED BY CRAXIBONE!
DO NOT COPY THIS
i AM SERIOUS!
WARNED BY THE DUDE HIMSELF!
I heart him!
Who is him?
None other than my brother!
self-proclaimed PROFESSOR!
ADIOS!! AMIGOS!! AKU BERAMBUS!!
